Wait. What is up with the TV commercial where the guy has the chick break up with him (telling him he’s boring); then he gets the credit card that enables him to become un-boring—which means he goes to a gallery with a picture of Marilyn Monroe, has Giada DeLaurentiis feed him a bite of food, and goes to an Alicia Keys concert where he has his picture taken with what one must assume is a cardboard cutout of Ms. K?
What a playah! When relating to actual humans doesn’t work out, chasing celebrities may indeed provide a less risky path. Although a guy might manage to draw an order of protection or two, if the trend holds.
Arguably, credit cards do change lives.
This may be why I am so fond of old-school advertising.
See? They’re not boring.
Still, lest we forget. . .