Here’s another one from the vault. I had forgotten about this episode completely.
You will be so proud of me. Since we just learned that our State Assessments are going to be even longer and more difficult, I decided to add a new component to my otherwise test prep-oriented teaching world. Of course, I will transform formerly dull, failing scores into shiny, passing ones. But, just in case that doesn’t pan out, Plan B awaits.
So today, I stepped it up at work–I started career grooming a couple of students in earnest. Their future, world-competitive occupation? Perfume snipers! Inspired, I know. I can’t take full credit for this, truth be told. I can, however, take credit for the vision needed to see their hijinx as a veritable job aptitude survey!
Behold the magic–while at specials, the girl in question (let’s call her Xena), produced a sprayable fragrance from I-don’t-want-to-know-where and took aim at the boy in question (we’ll call him Jethro), effectively emasculating…
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