This post is really intended as a celebration of the fact that I have discovered this magical phenomenon:
Yeah! Never mind the obvious capitalization issues—I have become somewhat desensitized to that sort of thing—I can now legitimately enter the international world of special characters!!! It’s a special, special, extra-peachy day.
But enough of my word processing celebration. There will be plenty of time for that mañana. I am actually here with the express mission of spreading the gospel of the früt Up yogurt, my new favorite snack/treat/indulgence! Here’s why you should join me in the früt Up revolution.
1) It tastes super yummy!
2) The top part is fruity moussiness!
3) The bottom part is super smooth white yogurt!
4) You can mix it up or not. Although I am a proponent of not mixing. We can duke that out in the comments, if you want to argue about it.
5) Müller has joined forces with Quaker in an inspiring food partnership. You can read all about it here. So trustworthy!
6) It contains some trace amount of a tilapia-based gelatin, which will eliminate the annoying competition for früt Up supplies with pesky vegans (and when I say “pesky,” my dear vegan readers, I mean that in the most affectionate way). Everyone else, just simmer down. It will be okay.
7) It has 150 calories per serving, and no artificial sweeteners, which will eliminate the competition for supplies with the light/lite/sugar free/under 100 calorie crowd. Ü can take a chill pill, too. I love you. I just don’t want you taking the last lemon one. Surely you can see that this is all for the best.
8) There are flavors. The flavors include Peach Passion Fruit (ironically, not my favorite), Luscious Lemon (myeffing favorite), Blueberry Bliss (not available in my area YET), Splendid Strawberry, Radiant Raspberry, and Very Cherry (also not available here). Yes, they have taken the time to make them cute.
9) It’s not Greek, although they have a Greek product also, and I have nothing against a tasty Greek yogurt, as long as you are not trying to pretend that it’s mayo.
I am going to complete this post so that you can run into the store and find some now.
P.S. I have not been compensated for this free advertisement. I am not opposed to accepting compensation, including but not limited to: money, free yogurt.
I would also consider accepting an all-expenses paid trip to Curaçao.
The place, not the liqueur.