‘Tis the season when the teachers begin to speculate about alternate professions.
I’ve decided to become a Specialized Extreme Couponer ®! Deodorant only. I’ve noticed, in the tens of minutes that I have devoted to researching the topic, that the coupon people always have lots of feminine products (like, enough for women of biblical lifespans who never go through menopause). Therefore, I will not be targeting that area.
However, I am hopeful that I will have big success in selling some clinical strength anti-perspirant on the deodorant black market. It’s got to be at least as lucrative as this blogging gig!
Another possible avenue I am considering is the ripe market of Sierra Leone! But not for deodorant. That would be insulting at best. I think we need to be looking at macaroni and cheese couponing here. I have a feeling that the generic mac and cheeses are few and far between here, and that Kraft is sitting on a big fat monopoly. Let’s make a difference, people.