‘Tis the season when the teachers begin to speculate about alternate professions.
I’ve decided to become a Specialized Extreme Couponer ®! Deodorant only. I’ve noticed, in the tens of minutes that I have devoted to researching the topic, that the coupon people always have lots of feminine products (like, enough for women of biblical lifespans who never go through menopause). Therefore, I will not be targeting that area.
However, I am hopeful that I will have big success in selling some clinical strength anti-perspirant on the deodorant black market. It’s got to be at least as lucrative as this blogging gig!
Another possible avenue I am considering is the ripe market of Sierra Leone! But not for deodorant. That would be insulting at best. I think we need to be looking at macaroni and cheese couponing here. I have a feeling that the generic mac and cheeses are few and far between here, and that Kraft is sitting on a big fat monopoly. Let’s make a difference, people.
I’m not a good couponer, so I’ll be your silent partner. I would like to have a lifetime supply of toilet paper, double ply. Thank you. And happy new year!
That will be shipping out by drone any day now. Happy New Year to you!
Thank you! Happy NY to you, too!