Reasons to send kids to nurse’s office include the following:
Kid stayed home yesterday because he was sick and got his ear pierced and it hurt so he took it out so it hurts.
“My gut hurts real bad where he kicked it in gym.”
He stole my pencil my stomach hurts real bad.
My grateful perspective is that no one made themselves puke on the floor to get out of work. Search the archives. It happened.
I have teleported to a land where people are shorter than me. Also, they love my jewelry. I know of no better response than to curtsy in the middle of my higher level instruction.
Surprising similarities abound, however, between the youngsters and the older youngsters over whom I wardened previously.
Charming stuff:
They do rival my older classes in the hypochondriac department, however. Clearly, I am poised for another banner year in my relationship with the school nurse. Their necks hurt, their shoulders hurt, their eyes hurt, and lord knows their TUMMIES hurt! I am filled with gratitude when I recall the day in history that gave rise to this post: wheelchair . Also, this one: more wheelchairs in education.
Even the full moon wasn’t too bad. Unless you count the fire drill. During which half of my class migrated to the first grade line, and almost walked to the corner store.
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