Oh, the splendor of blogging. I’m sure you agree.
But did you realize that blogging defies the laws of time and space? WHAAAAAT? Get Neil deGrassi Tyson on the line!
All true.
Because, guess what? I have exactly one viewer today. And that viewer is from Canada (I love me some Canada)! But, here’s the coolness: that viewer, according to my scientific stats on Scientific Stat Central WordPress Keeping Track 0’Stuff 3000, is also from SWITZERLAND!!!!!
Dual citizenship is the best I can make of it, without getting into visions of blog readers being torn asunder limb from limb in order to inhabit Canada and Switzerland simultaneously. All in all, though, it strikes me as a message of unity and a reminder of Swiss Cheese, Swiss Miss, the Swiss Alps, poutine, and conflicted French language issues, all rolled into a seasonal basket from Swiss Canada Colony.
In a largely unrelated note, could someone please inform the overly friendly folks over at cox.net that I am not a dude? My junk mail folder runneth over with very sub-Neil deGrassi Tyson subject lines.
Arguably, this strange and miniscule demographic phenomenon has something to do with my continued proud standing:
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peachyteachy 
Let’s go out for a glass of wine. Or vodka.
In my town or yours?
Or both?
I live in a space-time condominium.
And a Canadian one–extra space!
A bit drafty, though.
You lost me after Swiss Miss because all I could think about then was “Mmmmm, cocoa”